Napping is too
luxurious, too sybaritic, too
unproductive, and it's free; pleasures for which we don't pay make us anxious. Besides, it seems to be a natural
inclination. Those who get paid to
investigatesuch things have proved that people deprived of daylight and their wristwatches, with no notion of whether it was night or day,
sink blissfully asleep in mid-afternoon as regular as clocks.
The American nap is even scarier because it's unilateral. Sleeping Frenchmen are surrounded by sleeping compatriots, but Americans who lie down by day stiffen with the thought of the busy world rushing past. There we lie,
visible and
vulnerable on our daylit bed, ready to cut the
strings and
sink into the dark,
swirling, almost sexual
currents of the
impending doze, but what will happen in our absence? Our stocks will fall; our employees will mutiny and seize the helm; our clients will tiptoe away to compes.
Even the housewife, taking
advantage of the afternoon
lull, knows at the deepest level of
consciousness that the phone is about to ring. And of course, for those of us with proper jobs, there's the problem of finding a bed. Some corporations, in their
concern for their employees' health and
fitness, provide gym rooms where we can commit strenuous exercise at lunchtime, but where are our beds?
In Japan, the
productivity wonder of the industrialized world, properly run companies maintain a nap room wherein the workers may
refresh themselves. Even in America,
rumor has it, the
costly CEOs of giant corporations work sequestered in private suites,
guarded by watchpersons, mainly so they can
curl up unseen to
sharpen their predatory powers with a quick snooze.
A couple of recent presidents famous for their all-night energies kept up the
pace by means of naps. Other presidents, less famous for energy, slept by day and night; woe to the unwary footstep that wakened Coolidge in t