A UK poll of 2000 females has come up with the answer to the question that has plagued blokes for centuries: What do women look for in a man?
Unfortunately, if you're not somewhat well-to-do with the charm of George Clooney, you might have to settle for lonely nights on the couch.
The poll revealed Mr Perfect as 183cm with short dark hair and good fashion sense. The man has earned a Ph.D or master's degree and brings in about $95,000 a year. He also has an Audi parked out the front.
Sound rather shallow? Don't worry, they've covered the personality traits too.
The perfect man isn't "too deep" and has a cheeky, playful manner when conversing with others. He also avoids wine and spirits, but loves a good meat dish with a cold beer.
Interestingly, 86 percent of those polled said they want a sensitive man, while 64 percent want him to say "I love you" only when he means it.
Phew. It's reassuring to know women aren't too picky, but if they want to keep a checklist, blokes might just have a few requests of their own.
According to a straw poll in our office, guys tend to like women stunningly beautiful, low maintenance, forgiving, fun and always in the mood to satisfy any sexual needs.
If only we lived in a perfect world.
